I Am Me

Thursday, May 13

The Tweekerchick's away message:
Things that Suck: People dying, Cramps, Finals, Friends who dont get back to you when your worried.
Things that Dont suck: Beer, my heterolifemate, Kim, Jen, Potatoes, This is Spinal Tap, and commericals about natural male enhancement.
Leave one.

Yay!!!! I don't suck anymore.... wait, that didn't sound right, at ALL. Heh, whoops!

Things to keep in mind:
1) The Tweekerchick needs some serious lovin' so nobody give her any shit for the rest of the month. Same goes for the Heterolifemate...LOL.
2) Beer can be a great friend, but the next day... it could be the DEVIL!!!!!
3) People who call me thinking I'm ACES at 1:47 in the morning, should either a) eat shit and die, or b) be prepared to face the consequences of me trying to hunt them down with a car...
4) Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
5) I hate having to deal with Finals and saying good bye to my friends forever - or at least until August.... Boo!

Kim 1:41 AM |